This might be a stretch to post here under wheels: no bicycles, not tandem. But today in NYC was the Idiotarod.

The Iditarod is the famous long-distance race in which yelping dogs tow a sled across Alaska. The IDIOTAROD is pretty much the same thing, except that instead of dogs, it’s people, instead of sleds, it’s shopping carts, and instead of Alaska it’s New York City.

Yes, that’s right, teams of five race for cash prizes and timeless bragging rights. Shopping carts will never be the same again.